Testimonials

DavidDavid

Joe is amazing! Here’s the hard truth:

- 99% of cases that go court in DC end in convictions
- Last year there were 120 cases in DC and the conviction rate was 100%

Here is the good news, Joe represents people in DC and knows what he is doing! When I was charged with a crime that I didn’t commit, Joe went to work. Three years, a grueling court case, and one long battle later, I got to hear the words, “not guilty!” Joe didn’t just collect a retainer and show up on court date. He scrutinized every document in the case, subpoenaed the information he needed, and presented a perfect case of facts!

When you need someone that will fight for you and can actually win, Joe is the guy!!

Gideon BlumGideon Blum

Fantastic experience with Mr. Mutimer, he was professional, answered any and all of my questions, and the other staff attorneys at the firm were very helpful! I would go back to Mr. Mutimer in a heartbeat with any legal issue.

Jacob WilkersonJacob Wilkerson

Joe is an incredible lawyer who goes above and beyond for his clients, and he does so because he genuinely cares about people. Joe knows that the justice system is stacked against the average person, and he does everything in his power to level the playing field for his clients by being a fierce advocate for justice and truth. I’ve met many lawyers in D.C., they’re everywhere around here, but Joe is of the rare variety that actually does it for the people and not the paycheck. We need more lawyers like him. And if you need a lawyer, he’s your best bet at getting a fair shot in an otherwise unfair system.

Jessica YalentyJessica Yalenty

If I could give more than 5 stars, I would. I am a Federal investigator, and I had an unfounded anti-stalking order from a disgruntled neighbor filed against me. Attorney Mutimer never judged me; let me vent; took my ideas/thoughts into consideration; always made himself available; and defended me zealously. Thanks to his due diligence and expertise, we were able to get the case dismissed today, 5/4/2022.

It is impossible to articulate the weight lifted from me. For the first time in one and a half months, I know I will get a good night's sleep. I know I won't have nightmares about this case. I know that these falsehoods will not negatively impact my career and my reputation.

I am posting this publicly, even though to me - this was an extremely embarrassing and private matter. I am doing this because if you are looking for someone to handle your case as though you are family, you need to contact Chris Mutimer. It is the best money I've ever spent. You are welcome to ask him for my contact information as a reference.

I also want to thank Chris' paralegal - Renae. As an extension of Chris, she was equally as diligent; responsive; and kind.

Thank you to Chris and Scrofano Law for serving up some true justice. I will never forget it.

Julio CaesarJulio Caesar

Rudest most nastiest representatives that you'll ever talk to. They have no souls and are no better than wild boars. These invasive species will stop at nothing until your crop is completely extinct.